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Jun. 1st, 2007 @ 10:49 am
Argggh! Does any of you have [info]noize mobile number wot I could pinch, because I'm supposed to go down there today but have no way of getting in touch with him >___<

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Apr. 14th, 2007 @ 06:24 pm
Q: Should I reshave my undercut? Yes, no, or reshave it lower? It's currently to my eyebrows.
thoughts: confused

Feb. 20th, 2007 @ 02:29 pm
EMERGENCY!

Does anyone have any duct tape I could borrow before 8.00 tonight? I've run out and It's urgent! I will love you FOREVER if you can help.

edit: emergency solved. Now all I need to do is find that fucking stiletto which I think I may have thrown in the bin >_________
thoughts: worried

Feb. 15th, 2007 @ 05:53 pm
Bristol zoo, weekend after next for bob's birthday. Anyone else? Comment or drop me an IM/text :-)
thoughts: cheerful

Jan. 31st, 2007 @ 06:41 pm
ATTENTION: Would any of you cheltenham folks be available to help me walk my little sister home from Bournside school on Monday? I will pay in form of a pint, and my eternal undying love. It may involve egging fucking retarded little girls that deserve for me to smash their heads into a wall. C'mon. Hopefully this will a) give my sister a good rep for having cool mates or something like that and b) Scare the fuckers shitless. Some of you helped me when I went through this in that shithole, I think it's my turn to help someone else.

ESPECIALLY looking at you Bournside sixth formers ;-p
thoughts: predatory
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Sorry I havent been too active on this journal.. not been too sociable recently!

But the meaning of the post anyway:- Is anyone going to the next Raveology?
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many months ago [info]lee_chaos added a certain non worksafe user [info]ilovetrannies to my friends list. Although angry when I accessed this via college computer, I never did remove the user, and now I'm at my fucking lowest, this user has started posting again.

If there is one thing that can really fucking cheer me up, it is most definatly a shemale. Thankyou for the unintentional cheeryupness :D
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This journal is only going to be used for social convenience from now on; i.e "who's doing this and that" posts, keeping up with you all. Those I feel I trust enough are added to my new journal. Please do not feel offended if you are not on my new journal, it is not because I don't like you, it is because I don't feel I either currently, or in the past have been close to you or in the circumstance that I feel I could become close to you.
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Sunshine's never been so good. If I wasn't utterly convinced 99.99999% of the population are either gaytards or have no time for me I would hold a picnic.
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well fuck you too.
» Stealing www.judder.org 's bandwidth again (sorry! love long time!)
hahahahahahaha I love stu so much



I ride my imaginary bull while man on the street looks up my skirt )
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Is it humanly possible to be so hungover yet so bored?

Last night was good from what I remember but I dont remember past the restoration so goodness knows. I know /what/ I did, and /who/ I saw I just *don't remember seeing or doing them*. Ok that sounds wrong, because whoever I saw I remember not "doing them" but y'know.

To new friends+++
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+1 )
» Songs that evoke flashbacks
Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll
take the trail marked on your father's map

pulls out such strong memories I end up in tears )
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well that brought me down nicely.

And it would be nice if my gaytard friends could make the trek to see /me/ for once. just once.
» pics from work.. nicked off charlie's lj
Charlies camera phone makes me look like that tranny with polio :-D and look at my new tree-mendous hair extensions.. bonza )
» part 2 : PRETENDING TO BE JAPANESE
What wrecks jfashion )
» I'VE CRACKED THE CODE
Dummies guide to helping jessamine the specimen to WAKE UP )
» what will we do without eggs?
BEHOLD THE EGG SHORTAGE

I want to make scrambled eggs and boiled eggs and omlette and fried eggs and poached eggs but some fucker has eaten all the eggs! Cunts!
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Lmao! Fuckin' wankers! <3 edit: and evidence would suggest that four out of six are wierdy beardies! Disturbing!


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