Hail_kohl

hail_kohl @ 2007-06-01T10:49:00

2006-06-01T09:49:03Z

Argggh! Does any of you have noize mobile number wot I could pinch, because I'm supposed to go down there today but have no way of getting in touch with him >___<

Email at memento_te_esse_mortalum@hotmail.com or reply here (comments screened)

hail_kohl @ 2007-04-14T18:24:00

2006-04-14T17:26:26Z

Q: Should I reshave my undercut? Yes, no, or reshave it lower? It's currently to my eyebrows.

hail_kohl @ 2007-02-20T14:29:00

2006-02-20T14:29:27Z

EMERGENCY!

Does anyone have any duct tape I could borrow before 8.00 tonight? I've run out and It's urgent! I will love you FOREVER if you can help.

edit: emergency solved. Now all I need to do is find that fucking stiletto which I think I may have thrown in the bin >_________

hail_kohl @ 2007-02-15T17:53:00

2006-02-15T17:54:00Z

Bristol zoo, weekend after next for bob's birthday. Anyone else? Comment or drop me an IM/text :-)

hail_kohl @ 2007-01-31T18:41:00

2006-01-31T18:42:01Z

ATTENTION: Would any of you cheltenham folks be available to help me walk my little sister home from Bournside school on Monday? I will pay in form of a pint, and my eternal undying love. It may involve egging fucking retarded little girls that deserve for me to smash their heads into a wall. C'mon. Hopefully this will a) give my sister a good rep for having cool mates or something like that and b) Scare the fuckers shitless. Some of you helped me when I went through this in that shithole, I think it's my turn to help someone else.

ESPECIALLY looking at you Bournside sixth formers ;-p

hail_kohl @ 2007-01-31T14:10:00

2006-01-31T14:11:05Z

Sorry I havent been too active on this journal.. not been too sociable recently!

But the meaning of the post anyway:- Is anyone going to the next Raveology?

hail_kohl @ 2007-01-19T00:29:00

2006-01-19T00:31:28Z

many months ago lee_chaos added a certain non worksafe user ilovetrannies to my friends list. Although angry when I accessed this via college computer, I never did remove the user, and now I'm at my fucking lowest, this user has started posting again.

If there is one thing that can really fucking cheer me up, it is most definatly a shemale. Thankyou for the unintentional cheeryupness :D

hail_kohl @ 2007-01-15T22:09:00

2006-01-15T22:12:20Z

This journal is only going to be used for social convenience from now on; i.e "who's doing this and that" posts, keeping up with you all. Those I feel I trust enough are added to my new journal. Please do not feel offended if you are not on my new journal, it is not because I don't like you, it is because I don't feel I either currently, or in the past have been close to you or in the circumstance that I feel I could become close to you.

hail_kohl @ 2007-01-11T11:43:00

2006-01-11T11:45:11Z

Sunshine's never been so good. If I wasn't utterly convinced 99.99999% of the population are either gaytards or have no time for me I would hold a picnic.

hail_kohl @ 2007-01-11T01:59:00

2006-01-11T02:00:54Z

well fuck you too.

Stealing www.judder.org 's bandwidth again (sorry! love long time!)

2006-01-10T15:44:00Z

hahahahahahaha I love stu so much

hail_kohl @ 2007-01-10T14:44:00

2006-01-10T14:46:22Z

Is it humanly possible to be so hungover yet so bored?

Last night was good from what I remember but I dont remember past the restoration so goodness knows. I know /what/ I did, and /who/ I saw I just *don't remember seeing or doing them*. Ok that sounds wrong, because whoever I saw I remember not "doing them" but y'know.

To new friends+++

hail_kohl @ 2007-01-09T01:39:00

2006-01-09T01:43:22Z

Songs that evoke flashbacks

2006-01-08T23:06:18Z

Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll
take the trail marked on your father's map

There she goes
There she goes again
Racing thru' my brain
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains
There she blows
There she blows again
Pulsing thru' my vein
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains
There she goes, there she goes again
She calls my name, pulls my train
No-one else could heal my pain
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains
There she goes
There she goes again
Chasing down my lane
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains

hail_kohl @ 2007-01-08T21:28:00

2006-01-08T21:31:58Z

well that brought me down nicely.

And it would be nice if my gaytard friends could make the trek to see /me/ for once. just once.

pics from work.. nicked off charlie's lj

2006-01-07T22:42:06Z

EXHIBIT A: tree-mendous hair

EXHIBIT B: mrs polio

part 2 : PRETENDING TO BE JAPANESE

2006-01-06T22:27:55Z

FUCK OFF 15 year old porky spotty western japanophiles with your Japanophile names!

e.g "HELLO MY NAME IS AIDSO-CHAN"

YES I'M SURE THATS JUST WHAT EVERYONE CALLS YOU, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR HEAD IS BEING SMASHED IN AT SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY READ YOUR PURI-FUCKING-KURA COVERED DIARY AND FOUND ALL ABOUT YOUR GAY WANNA-JAPANESE FAKE NAME AND YOUR PINK MONGOLOID COSPLAYING INTERNET FRIENDS AND THAT THING ABOUT WHEN YOU STUCK A GERKIN UP YOUR FAVORITE HELLO-SHITTY-KITTY AND YOU WERE REALLY TURNED ON BY IT, AND HOW YOU THINK YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A MANGO CHARACTER WHEN YOU PUT ON THAT FUCKING METAMORPHOSE DRESS BUT THEY KNOW THAT REALLY YOU LOOK LIKE A HEFFER IN A SACK.

I'VE CRACKED THE CODE

2006-01-05T13:40:51Z

. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD repress the urge to jump on the bed screaming "WAKE UP JESSAMINE THE SPECIMEN, HERE'S YOUR WAKE UP CALL", even if this would be accompanied by gabba.

. Prepare tea. Milk, three sugars (but tell her its two).

. In absence of a joint, prepare rollie

. Gently nudge and repeat the lines "jesss jesss wake up time, it's 12.30" (Replace 12.30 with actual time, this may often be five o clock in the evening)

. AT ALL TIMES KEEP BRIGHT LIGHTS AND DAYLIGHT AWAY FROM THE SPECIMEN

. Talk about meaning of life, fit guys, big cocks for around an hour, making sure you mention a shower and help her to realise that the world is not over, she still has some ganj left.

. Bung her in the shower and search for fry-up ingredients

what will we do without eggs?

2006-01-05T12:43:39Z

BEHOLD THE EGG SHORTAGE

I want to make scrambled eggs and boiled eggs and omlette and fried eggs and poached eggs but some fucker has eaten all the eggs! Cunts!

more new years

2006-01-03T20:08:37Z

Lmao! Fuckin' wankers! <3 edit: and evidence would suggest that four out of six are wierdy beardies! Disturbing!

I am a retard pt 1.

2006-01-03T18:13:03Z

Human nature dictates that we will *always* want what we cannot have. If by some miracle we obtain what we search for, hell you'll just screw it up over and over anyway.

Tomorrow is something that is always close but never comes. So I assume that's why my fairytale ending is always one step away- I can only ever imagine that tomorrow is the day, but as tomorrow moves to another day when it turns 12, so does the dream. If I were stronger/more confident then perhaps I could engineer it so I am not dreaming of tomorrow, but fixing and living for today.

hail_kohl @ 2007-01-02T18:37:00

2006-01-02T18:57:37Z

mingmingmenaciousming Have deleted the nasty whinge as I discovered that if you use a really rubbish camera and use poor lighting you look better! hurrah, I'm a real goth now!

I love the book "memoirs of a geisha girl" and am looking forward to the film SO INCREDIBLY MUCH that Im going geisha haha. Or maiko cause they all look prettier than the older women..

But until then:

I think this explains my new year

2006-01-02T15:41:34Z

hail_kohl @ 2006-12-31T20:35:00

2005-12-31T20:39:43Z

In 2006 I want lots of cuddles and balloons and leopardprint and giggles and someone to love me very much. I want to be someone's "favouritest person". I want to lose a few pounds and I want to buy some chanel n0. 5 because it's magical.

And I want this job to go fucking well cause it's fucking awesome! I havent laughed so much in years! And for the ravey type among you, front bought up ultraviolet's stock- there's loads of quantum leap, boy london, and even better- space tribe, those people that make the psychedelic spinny clothes, like dave's shirt!

hail_kohl @ 2006-12-30T19:26:00

2005-12-30T19:27:29Z

1. The Goth culture died when you started taking antidepressants.

2. The Goth culture died when The Nightmare Before Christmas became more genre-defining than Repo Man.

3. The Goth culture died when the ratio of Hot Topic stores to Hot Topic customers reached 1:1.

4. The Goth culture died one night in an Albequerque Wal-Mart, when a goth named Deep Black Darkness forgot to sneer after being told to have a nice day.

5. The Goth culture died the first time Andrew Eldritch took off his sunglasses.

6. The Goth culture died when we started making fun of overweight goths instead of making fun of anorexic blond bimbos.

7. The Goth culture died when the credits rolled the first time you saw Heathers.

8. The Goth culture died when Kurt Cobain shot himself, and proved that a flannel-wearing indi rocker was more goth than anyone, anywhere, ever.

9. The Goth culture died one Halloween when some jerk put a razor blade in a Tootsie Roll.

10. The Goth culture died when even the goths finally realized that big hair was ‘out’.

11. The Goth culture died when Steve Dodds, a thirty-five year old Blockbuster employee from Denver, CO dressed up in black pajamas, spread a tub of white clown makeup on his face, and spent an evening at The Wreck Room speaking only in Depeche Mode, Cure, and Siouxsie song titles. And still got laid.

12. The Goth culture died when Jon Bon Jovi auditioned for the starring role in The Crow II, City of Angels.

13. The Goth culture died when everyone involved in the most serious, pretentious subculture EVER simultaneously realized that, well, maybe we HAD been acting just a little silly for a while.

14. The Goth culture died when The Crow II, City of Angels was released.

15. The Goth Culture died when all the dedicated tweakers jumped ship and started doing E.

16. The Goth culture died when everyone worth fucking moved to L.A.

17. The Goth culture died when The Killers, the White Stripes and cheap, affordable cocaine lured away last season’s crop of cute, emotionally unstable kindergoths.

18. The Goth culture died when two goths in Tennessee, Raven and Lucretia, were spontaneously overcome with the urge to krunk upon hearing “Bela” for the bazillionth time.

19. The Goth culture died when ravers brought their big, silly pants and bad, thumpy music into goth clubs. It was our fault, really; we just assumed they were goth because they were wearing all black.

20. The Goth culture died when the Japanese proved that in this as in everything, they can do it better than us. They really twisted the tanto when they also demonstrated that a thirty year-old Japanese goth male will be several orders of magnitude hotter than any roundeye, gaijin goth girl could ever be.

21. The goth culture died the first time two goths broke up and neither of them faked a suicide attempt. In public. At a club. On stage. During Chain.

22. The Goth culture died when the boots got bigger than the people.

23. The Goth culture died when The Cure recorded “Mint Car”.

24. The Goth culture died when New Orleans washed away.

25. The Goth culture died when Rozz Williams did.

26. The Goth culture died when Wolfscheim didn’t.

27. The Goth culture…

Wait, there was never a Goth culture.